Personality Types
Spades
The Ambusher
J♠︎ · Jack of Spades
Folds, folds, folds, then takes the whole stack in one hand.
The Surgeon
Q♠︎ · Queen of Spades
Cuts exactly where it hurts, and nowhere else.
The Warden
K♠︎ · King of Spades
Sets the tempo and makes the whole table live at it.
The Glacier
A♠︎ · Ace of Spades
Immovable, unhurried, and already ahead of you.
Hearts
The Medium
J♥︎ · Jack of Hearts
Plays hunches, and is right often enough to keep doing it.
The Charmer
Q♥︎ · Queen of Hearts
Talks you into the pot, then out of your stack.
The Interrogator
K♥︎ · King of Hearts
Asks the question your bet was hoping to avoid.
The Oracle
A♥︎ · Ace of Hearts
Reads the room once and then stops needing to look.
Diamonds
The Degen
J♦︎ · Jack of Diamonds
Knows the odds exactly, and pays them anyway. Knowing is not the same as caring.
The Actuary
Q♦︎ · Queen of Diamonds
Prices every hand, and never pays over the number.
The Grinder
K♦︎ · King of Diamonds
Wins a small amount, relentlessly, for a very long time.
The Solver
A♦︎ · Ace of Diamonds
Plays the line the maths says, whatever the table thinks.
Clubs
The Arsonist
J♣︎ · Jack of Clubs
Sets the pot on fire to see who runs.
The Duelist
Q♣︎ · Queen of Clubs
Picks one opponent and makes the night about them.
The Enforcer
K♣︎ · King of Clubs
Makes every pot expensive until somebody stops.
The Hammer
A♣︎ · Ace of Clubs
One gear: forward. It works more often than it should.